Desperately Seeking Skinny Pants: Brutal Honesty

Friday, August 29, 2008

Brutal Honesty

Welcome! Welcome! I plan on using this sight to publically track my weight loss journey. It will probably be rather boring to everyone but me. Who really wants to know what I ate for breakfast, you know? I need the accountability though. I found this neat diet & exercise journal online and am going to HONESTLY type in every little thing that I eat and every bit of exercise (or lack thereof.) I think it's so cool to be able to visually see my calories consumed / calories burned graphed out. And yes, if I screw up and eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's I WILL be putting that on here too and you can feel free to beat me up about it. I'd also like to keep this blog open so anyone can post their healthy recipes / favorite workouts, etc. It's not ALL about me. I'd love to hear about other people's successes & struggles (and secrets if you're willing to share them. ;-)

6 comments:

J. Baxter said...: Maybe you'd like me to post more info on the 600 calorie diet?? JK. We don't want to advocate starvation, right?; August 29, 2008 at 5:19 PM
Natalie said...: Heck, 600 calories is what I ended up getting yesterday. Although, I didn't mean to get that number. I was just trying to emphasize on raw foods & detox. I was kinda surprised when that groovy little graph thing said 586 or whatever it said. (I supposedly burnt off 1800 and something on exercise BTW) I'm pretty sure the graph lies, but I like it.; August 29, 2008 at 7:04 PM
Kelly said...: Fun idea for a blog Natalie! I am on my own weight loss journey, but I am afraid to say anything to jinx it because it is totally working right now!; September 2, 2008 at 11:39 AM
annie valentine said...: You must get rid of the kicking woman. She is killing my head when I try to read!; September 4, 2008 at 8:44 PM
McCleary Mama said...: What's the name of the site you speak of here?; October 8, 2008 at 2:21 PM
Natalie said...: April, just scroll down to the bottom of the page and right above the (empty) food diary there's a link to the phentermine forums. (Like Fen-Fen which I'm not on but would LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON) It's kind of a cool little tool, although I haven't been updating it on here since it became a pain to keep copying & pasting it since it doesn't send updated info like I thought it would. I need to figure that out...

BTW, it's great to have you here!; October 8, 2008 at 2:33 PM

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In The Beginning

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 16. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.Then Satan created HMOs.

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Brutal Honesty

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